Opening 2026 · Nigeria first, then the UK, Australia, the UAE and the US
Well-made everyday things, delivered honestly.
A small range we have screened ourselves: kitchenware, tools, desk and stationery, home decor, audio and precision instruments. One price for your country. Three ways to ship, with the real delivery window and the risk written next to each before you choose.
What we sell, and what we refuse to
Kitchen
Utensil sets, kettles, tongs, storage: the things that are used every day and should not break in a month.
Tools and precision
Digital calipers, precision screwdriver sets, rulers and measures for the workshop, the hobby bench and the classroom.
Desk and stationery
Gel pens, notebooks, organisers. Plain, good, inexpensive.
Home and audio
Wall clocks, small decor, portable speakers and earbuds from makers we have checked, never brand-name copies.
Not sold here: anything that imitates a brand, anything restricted for import in your country, cosmetics and supplements without the local registration, and categories where sizing drives returns. The screen runs before a product is listed, not after a complaint.
How an order moves
You choose
The price you see is for your country and includes what it costs to get the item to your door on the Standard tier. Duties are shown before you pay where they apply.
We source and inspect
We buy from the listed maker through established procurement partners. Goods are checked and photographed before they leave the origin warehouse; defects go back to the maker, not to you.
It ships your way
Express by courier, Standard by commercial air cargo, or Economy by post where the postal service earns it. You read the window and the risk, then you pick.
We measure and tell you
Every parcel's promised and actual dates feed the windows we publish next month. We measure from our own parcels, not from a carrier's brochure.
Three ways to ship, one honest rule
You choose, and you read the real window and the risk before choosing. Nothing is picked silently, and no tier ever takes away your right to a refund if a parcel does not arrive.
Courier, days
End to end by courier. The dearest, the fastest, the surest.
Commercial air cargo, weeks
Tracked, insured lines with a claims process. What most orders should use.
Post, only where it is reliable
Shown where the national post earns it, hidden by default where it does not, always with the risk written out.
Read the delivery and returns page, including the plain-language notice we show before anyone chooses Economy.
Company and contact
Say hello
Orders are not open yet. Write to us and we will tell you the day they are.
Plainroom is a trading name of Kestrel Row Limited, a private company limited by shares registered in Nigeria (RC 9874521), No. 9, Bob Manuel Street, Springville Estate, Kapuwa, Lugbe, FCT. The same company operates Goodslane, a marketplace for independent online sellers, and Shoutwell, a marketing company.